Some say I emerged full grown from the swirling ether of the cosmos, the daughter of a unicorn and Mel Brooks.
Some say my rough and tumble background as a member of the super-secret, super-elite Ballerina Ninja Squad warped me for life. Actually, it was the Monty Python that did that.
But none of that is true! Except for the Monty Python part.
I have a background as an actress, producer, and writer. Red lipstick and vintage clothing are amongst my favorite things, as well as a shameful enjoyment of the teenage angst show Gossip Girl, despite their penchant for man bangs.
Some say my rough and tumble background as a member of the super-secret, super-elite Ballerina Ninja Squad warped me for life. Actually, it was the Monty Python that did that.
But none of that is true! Except for the Monty Python part.
I have a background as an actress, producer, and writer. Red lipstick and vintage clothing are amongst my favorite things, as well as a shameful enjoyment of the teenage angst show Gossip Girl, despite their penchant for man bangs.
My favorite non-shameful authors include Elizabeth Peters, Anne Perry, and Alexander McCall Smith. In my spare time I enjoy out-punning my friends and inspiring my wonderful husband to call me "weird." I own a cat. A very fat, rather bitchy, cat.
My favorite movie is Xanadu. No, really.
I, together with my writing partner Fellatia Langley, have completed our first novel, a romance parody called Love's Bountiful Bulge. Recently I completed a sci-fi rom com novella, Ragnar and Juliet, which I would love to sell you. Learn more at www.lucywoodhull.com.
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